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Seriously..................... this kind of stuff only happens to me, LOL! And I just have to laugh about it!
So I am on my way to the doc today because of my stupid cough, and of course I get lost, as always.... It just wouldn't be a normal day for me if I didn't get lost driving somewhere :)
I made it there ok and everything, and the doc said I have allergies (ugh) and then I proceeded to drive home, in the middle of rush hour of course, so traffic is super heavy coming out of the cities. So then, as I am on a busy busy highway, where the speed limit is 70 mph, my car starts to lurch back and forth. Something to the effect of sitting atop an elephant as it is lumbering along. I leaned over and checked my gas gage (gauge or gage? I had a really embarassing moment once in front of a guy I was dating where I actually pronounced it GOUGE ugh.....!) and it said the tank was half full. So I thought, no big deal, I'll just coast along to the nearest stop and see what's going on. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Well, a few more lurches and I found myself pulling my gigantic purple elephant-car off to the shoulder and waving my arms around pleading with my car to keep moving, ah, to no avail. It whined to a stop right along a busy exit ramp, leaving me to wonder how long I would have to sit in my sweltering "heated" car til help arrived. Heated, you say? Yes, it was 80 degrees out, and my car was "heated." A short time ago, my air conditioning stopped working, and it is simply "stuck" on the heat setting, so wherever I travel to I must endure not only no air conditioning, but HEAT blowing and actually scorching my feet at times. So, in essence, I was spazzing.
Now, at a time like this, every woman wishes glorious knight in shining armour would come rescue her..... atop his beautiful white steed and shining colors............
And then it's back to reality, where the Brother-in-law has to come with a gas can............................... pop............................... c'est la vie.......
And so I was rescued, clumsy mess and all, about to pass out from all the heat.
And for some laughs, check this out! :)
Well, I am going to cough myself to sleep now, I hope all of you have a wonderful weekend!!!!!
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